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My most wanted Yuki's most wantedMy most wanted
1. Edward Cullen offer: $10,111 2. Luna >_> Offer: A penny 3. Jacob black Offer: Dead trix rabbit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So far thats it is it >_>
Heartbeat

Dead to the world and more Part 1Dead to the world and more
Talyor's POV
Why did I have to move here? As I thought to myself as my put on her newly redone uniform. I started out the door when my mother called, "Taylor, hunny, are you sure you have everything for school?" "Yes Mother", I replied dully. As I entere
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Twilight parody of randomnessI am Bella Swan and I am a disgusting creature. I only have three strands of hair left and my skin is a pale green. Now what I need is a some freakishly pretty boyfriend to bite my neck and somehow make me beautiful. Oh, sigh. If only this would happen.Twilight parody of randomness
I recently moved to this dumb little palce called Forks. My old home used to be a city called Spoons. I really miss it. In only the few weeks I've been here, I've fallen into a deep depression for no reason. I guess it's because I look like a rotting carcass.
My school is really lame. There are only like twenty kids there and they all look like beavers for some reason


Randomness A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away lived a young girl. But this was no ordinary young girl. By night she was the MASKED MUFFIN MARAUDER!! *DA DA DADA* So she would go out at night and fight crime. But one night she was captured by the evil Banana-Fly Man! "Give me your muffin-y goodness!" he demanded, the purple goo pouring out his ears.Randomness
"Never!" shouted the Masked Muffin Marauder (MMM), revealing her secret ability. She grew bat wings! Then, from her utility belt, she pulled her arch nemisis's weakness... the ability to walk. &


Aftermath: Aro's deceptionI woke up to Edwards hand resting against my cheek. I was resting in his arms. I looked around, smelling and hearing everything. Even though I had been a vampire for about three months, I was still new to some of this new life. The Volturi took us by surprise, and even some of their own. I vaguely remembered, the terror. My body shied away from the pain, the agony of the screaming. All I could see, was me, floating away from my beloved daughter. Renesmee. I knew that Aro wanted or rather coveted many of our talented family, even some of our friends, but I never imagined hed act on it. Not with all of us there, maybe alone. ItAftermath: Aro's deception


Impending Kismet chptr 4“Actually…you looked pretty good dressed in green with a pipe.” I said, picking up a piece of bread and putting it in my mouth. We’d just finished the whole Gothic Alice in Wonderland thing. Alice and Rosalie had one last round of fun with me, turning me from a crazy cat to a movie star. Really…it was kind of creepy how they had that weird fashion transformation thing going on.Impending Kismet chptr 4
“I practically blended in with the background.” Edward said, rolling his eyes. Apparently he didn’t think he was very attractive in green.
“See? Do you understand now what I meant when I use to talk about all the green in my sleep?” I asked hi
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SLAUGHTER
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gothic=gothic lolita
gothic lolita=lolita
lolita=shota
shota=Flap Jack
Flap Jack=Luna
Luna=Flap Jack
Luna IS Flap Jack
Luna OWNS Flap Jack
because Luna is Flap Jack
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SLAUGHTER
....can't be spelled without 'laughter'
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I'm the evil clown that sits on your bed. I watch EVERYTHING. -watches u now-
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SLAUGHTER
....can't be spelled without 'laughter'
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I'm the evil clown that sits on your bed. I watch EVERYTHING. -watches u now-
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SLAUGHTER
....can't be spelled without 'laughter'
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I'm the evil clown that sits on your bed. I watch EVERYTHING. -watches u now-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!! MY LLAMA ARMY!! ATTACK! HAHA! NOW I WILL NAME MINE LLAMA'S ONE BY ONE!!!!! YOU! VLAD!VLAD2! VLAD3!.............(several hours later).........*huff* VLAD679!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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SLAUGHTER
....can't be spelled without 'laughter'
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Animal Crossing: City Folk
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I'm the evil clown that sits on your bed. I watch EVERYTHING. -watches u now-
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I'm the evil clown that sits on your bed. I watch EVERYTHING. -watches u now-
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SLAUGHTER
....can't be spelled without 'laughter'
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I'm the evil clown that sits on your bed. I watch EVERYTHING. -watches u now-
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SLAUGHTER
....can't be spelled without 'laughter'
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